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1 26 сентябрь 6, 2010 (2010-09-06) июнь 20, 2011 (2011-06-20)
2 26 август 22, 2011 (2011-08-22) апрель 23, 2012 (2012-04-23)
3 26 май 28, 2012 (2012-05-28) TBA

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# в сериале # в сезоне[1] Title[2] Original U.S. airdate[3] # of viewers (millions)
1 1 «Аватард(Avaturd) / Криминалист Карли(CSI:Carly  сентябрь 6, 2010 (2010-09-06) 1.951[4]

Джейк Вонькис отправлен в милитарию добыть священное дерево На"ви для минерала глупитаниума. Здесь он познакомился с культурой На'ви , уничтожил войска Земли и стал королем.


Подразделение CSI Майами отправило Карли и Сэм разгадать причину смерти клиента TGIX’s.


Другие скетчи: Хьюстон, у нас фекалии, Горшок Бибера ,Дерево получило тату, Отвергнутые Трансформеры, Rapunzel, Zombi: Fawn of the Dead, Celebrity Birthdays, Ponzi-poly, Where’s Lady Gaga?, Pumpkin Gets Cosmetic Surgery, Spy vs. Spy, and Super Villains for Your Health 
2 2 «СкучФормеры(TransBOREmores) / Star Wars: the Groan Wars»  сентябрь 13, 2010 (2010-09-13) 1.758[5]

Трансформеры нашли Дуэйна Джонсона из Ke$ha…и взяли его на каникулы за его же счет.


Республика пытается остановить графа Пу-Ку и его армию стонов.

Другие скетчи: See Saw Fail, ePhonie cRap, Inflate-a-clown at a Water Fountain, Ask the Celebrity, Mad News, Dog Hold His Out of Plane, How I Met My Brother, Jargle Germ Audition, The Wolver|||Clean, Un-Friended on Spacenook, The Zit, Spy vs. Spy, and Batman Sleeps in 
3 3 «2012 далматинцев (2012 Dalmatinians) / Аниме страсти (Grey's in anime)»  сентябрь 20, 2010 (2010-09-20) 1.512[6]

Далматинцы всех размеров спрятались и сказали о конце света в 2012 году.


Врачи госпиталя Грейс пытались удалить аппендикс у больного, когда анестезия погрузила его в атмосферу Аниме.


Другие скетчи: Gingerbread Serial Killer Caught, Gross and Beyond Gross, Cat Constantly Licks Herself, The Lesser Known Effects of Global Warming, Slasher Air, Keeping up with the Carcrashians, Astronaut Brawl!, Up Balloon Plan, Elephant at the Car Dealer’s, Spy vs. Spy, Robot Dad’s Father’s Day Gifts, Juicy Jr.'s Triple Pounder, Man Plucks Flower from His Island, Mad’s Guide to Celebrity Siblings, and Man Uses Can Opener on Sandwich 
4 4 «Звёздный пукть (Star Bleech) / uGlee»  сентябрь 27, 2010 (2010-09-27) 1.769[7]

Актеры "Звездного Пукти" пытались нанести Капитану Зеро поражение, не дав ему уничтожить дом Чпока что украло сюжет Звездных Войн.


Хор верили что они могут получить много хороших оценок в жанре «школьного мюзикла» не отличаясь от Классный Мюзикл, Hannah Montana, Victorious, Jonas, и Fame.


Другие скетчи: Forgot to Buy Cheese, Aberzombie & Stitch, Bobbing For Apples Goes Wrong, Rejected Toy Story 3 Characters, Ninja Infestation, Gossip Hurl, Tinker Bell Dies on Operating Table, Beauty Tips with Megan Fox, Marker Phone Call, Spy vs. Spy, and No, It’s Not! 
5 5 «Валл-И-Натор (Wall-E-nator) / Экстремальная Перестройка(Extremal renovation: superman edition  октябрь 4, 2010 (2010-10-04) 1.948[8]

Валл-И-Натор пытался спасти прошлое от загрязнения .


Рабочие Экстремальной перестройки изменяют крепость Супермена так, чтобы он мог жить с друзьями.


Другие скетчи: One of These Things, Happy Charms Brown Parts, Nix Kid Pix Awards Goes Wrong, Mad’s Guide to Phobias, Mom Bird Feeds Her Child, The Spatula, The Killer is in Execution Room, Spy vs. Spy, Where’s Lady Gaga?, Frog’s Car Gets Towed, Build-a-Bieber, and Yelling Ape on a Bus 
6 6 «Пираты Нетландии: на краю света (Pirates of the Neverland: At Wit's End) / Сто к одному Бэтмена (Batman's Family Feud  октябрь 11, 2010 (2010-10-11) 1.837[9]

Джек Воробей помогает Капитану Крюку победть Питер Пэн (персонаж) научив его пиратству.


Бэтмэн пытается дать Family Feudсхватить Riddler который спрятался в студии.


Другие скетчи: Top 5 Things Katy Perry Kissed but Didn’t Like…, Fart Car, Toys «4» Brats, Lobsters Watch TV, Dinosaurs With Corrected Sound Effects, Tree For Sale, Frog the Bounty Hunter, Dogaphone!, Exceptions to I before E, Mad News, Spy vs. Spy, Old Man Puts His Body Away, Celebrities Without Their Makeup, and Prison Guard Defuses Bomb With His Mucus 
7 7 «(Щенконстро) Cliffordfield / (Вперед, к президентскому успеху) Big Time Rushmore»  октябрь 18, 2010 (2010-10-18) 1.923[10]

Клиффорд атаковал Нью Йорк во время вечеринки звезд Nickelodeon, Fox и Disney.


Гюставо Рок собрал Джорджа Вашингтона, Томаса Джефферсона, Теодора рузвельта, и Аврама Линкольна как певцов новой группы победить Короля Георга III и его группу.


Другие скетчи:, Vampire Werewolves, Throw Active, Sports O’Clock, Maître d' Carves the Ham, The Spiderbaby, Frankenstein’s Monster Hides in the Lynch Mob, Learn to Read, Rejected Pokémon, Spy vs. Spy, Убийца гумб , and High School Yearbook Upgrades 
8 8 «(Удивительная Меган Фокс)Fantastic Megan Fox / Mad vs. Wild»  октябрь 25, 2010 (2010-10-25) 2.403[11]

Лиса Меган Фокс украла волосы Кристен Стьюарт, глаза Скарлетт Йохансен, и губы Анджелина Джоли в целях стать звездой.


Беар Гриллс показывает как выжить на природе с неудачей.


Другие скетчи: Dora the Explorer in The Road to Recovery, Who Wore it Better?, Klaus' Shöe Garden, Stargazing Couple Identify Orion, Superheroes: They’re Just Like Us!, The Umpire Diaries, Cow Comedian, Man’s Fly is Down, Spy vs. Spy, Deep Breath Out the Wrong End, Kanye West's Monthly To-Do List, Alien Invader Gets Ridiculed, Security Cam: Middleville High School, Nettricks, and Tightrope Academy Graduation 
9 9 «(Люблю тебя, железный чувак)I Love You, Iron Man / (Бен 10 Франклин)Ben 10 Franklin»  ноябрь 1, 2010 (2010-11-01) 2.116[12]

Железный человек ищет себе другапо-разному.


Бен Франклин обнаружил странное устройство, которое превращало его в пришельцев, чтобы отомстить задире из Великобритании.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Guide to Video Game Cheats, The Taylor Swiffer, This Day in History, Man Paints Insult on His Wife’s Rear, The Asker, The Salivation Army, A Look Inside Lil' Wayne's Mouth, Spy vs. Spy, Angry Barber Overdoes Customer’s Request, and Doggie Tweets 
10 10 «(Класс Титанов)Class of the Titans / (Зик и Лекс Лютор)Zeke and Lex Luthor»  ноябрь 8, 2010 (2010-11-08) 2.115[13]

Персей попал в школу смертных победить команду богов.


Зик создал команду с Лексом Лютором для участия в соревновании.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Styrofoam Cup Call, Cloudy with a Chance of Flavor Breakfast Cereal, Bigfoot Cracks the Liberty Bell, Ask the Celebrity, Madinization, Girl Breaks Up With Her Gingerbread Boyfriend, Man Time Travels Back the Greatest Moment in His Life, Rejected Grrl Pout Cookies, Waterproof Laptop, Spy vs. Spy, Ladybugs Wait For the Bathroom, The Transformin' Grill, and Fernando Becomes Zorro 
11 11 «(Наверх)S'Up / (Доктор Маус)Mouse M.D.»  ноябрь 15, 2010 (2010-11-15) 1.949[14]

Когда Карл Фридриксен отправил свой дом в небеса, он встретил персонажей Jersey Shore.


Доктор Микки Маус разгадывает 3 медицинских случая леча Коржика, Боба Строителя, and Ханну Монтану.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Bad Idea, Vampire Helper, Alligator Shops For Shoes, Where is Kristen Stewart Wishing She’d Rather Be?, Strong Guy Poses For a Head Cutout Portrait, The Churps, Security Cam: Vince Neil High School, Spy vs. Spy, Super Villains For Your Safety, Shax Body Spray, and Genie Bottle Drink 
12 12 «(Код Да Гринчи)Da Grinchy Code /(Квак), (Утк) Duck»  ноябрь 22, 2010 (2010-11-22) 1.843[15]

Роберт Лэнгдон, Бен Гейтс и Индиана Джонс разгадывают похищение рождества в Кто-граде.


Селезень с секретной информацией по ошибке отправился бороться с преступлениями.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Snowman’s Missing Nose, The Narnia Lunchbox, Rejected Superheroes, Santa’s Bill, Celebrities Without Their Makeup: Christmas Edition, Judge Mantis, Big Bad Wolf vs. Team Jacob, Spy vs. Spy, and Ice Freezee Machine Malfunctioning 
13 13 «(Чмотт Пилигрим против всех героев Дисней)Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney / Malcolm in the Middle Earth»  февраль 7, 2011 (2011-02-07) N/A

После разрыва с Рамоной, Чмотт Пилигрим стал встречаиься с Белоснежкой, но чтобы заслужить ее сердце Чмотт должен победить ее 7 гномов.


Малькольм участвует в соревновании магических проектов против Гарри Поттера и его друзей, детей Певенези, Финна и Джейка , когда Риз и Дьюи борются за кольцо всевластия.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Dog Digs Up Corpse’s Shin, K-Stew’s Beef Stew, Superman at the Dry Cleaners, A Look Inside Zach Galifianakis's Bellybutton, Everything’s Better With Ninjas!, Kid Play With His Chemistry Set, Bionic Bach, Papers Meets the Scissors Gang in the Alleyway, Spy vs. Spy, Lightning McQueen Compacted, Villain Hand Sanitizer, and Opera House Vendor 
14 14 «(Парк покемонского периода)Pokémon Park / (Реслинговая помощь)WWER»  февраль 14, 2011 (2011-02-14) 1.863[16]

Новый парк для милых покемонов открыт, но однажды покемоны эволюционировали и стали разрушать все на своем пути.


Реслеры лечат больных на арене.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Mailman vs. Dog, Slop n' Shop, Jack Climbs the Jolly Green Giant's Beanstalk, Candy Hearts You Don’t Want to Get, Boy Jumps on His Bed, The Thingy, Fire Extinguisher Begs to Be Let Out, Spy vs. Spy, Fish Burglars, Donkey Strong, and Tightrope Walking, Cupid Kills Maid Marion 
15 15 «(Ты уверен, что научишь дракона танцевать?)So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance / (Йоу Гагга Гагга)Yo Gagga Gagga!»  февраль 21, 2011 (2011-02-21) 1.737[17]

Иккинг и беззубик участвуют в танцевальном шоу показать что драконы танцуют, но шоу остановлено из-за Смаука, за которого никто не проголосовал.


Куклы Тейлор Свифт, Тора, Майли Сайрус, и Triple H оживли благодаря Леди Гаге, которая отпустила их стать звездами. Oсвободив себя Гага пошла в город все разрушать, когда DJ Lance Rock смотрит это на диване и надеется, что его не касается.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Pizza Chef Tosses Tomatoes, The Itsy Bitsy Super Spider, The World’s First TXT MSG, Ask the Celebrity, Sculptor Finally Gets His Sculpture Right, The Man Who forgot his Hand is a Bomb, This Day in History, Alligator Bungee Jumping, Spy vs. Spy, Rebus Sentences, P.E.D.A.L., and Chimp Goes Ape at a Restaurant 
16 16 «(Суперкоманда-А)The Straight A-Team /(Топ модель для геймера) Gaming's Next Top Princess»  февраль 28, 2011 (2011-02-28) 2.040[18]

Суперкоманда-А помогали Алану решить задачи. Но Алан выбрал Финеса и Ферба и так началось соревнование.


Пич, Зельда и Лара Крофт соревнуются за титул стать топ моделью геймера.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, The Legend of Clay Aiken, ¡AyCarly!, Pay Day, Ironman’s Irontone, Celebrities Without Their Makeup, Amish Ringtone, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, Differences Between Mom and Dad, Security Cam: Waldune’s Grocery Mart, A Look Inside Taylor Lautner's Thoughts, and Spy vs. Spy 
17 17 «(Идентификация Базза)The Buzz Identity /(Два человека и полукровка) Two and a Half Man»  март 7, 2011 (2011-03-07) 2.119[19]

После удаления памяти, Базз Лайтер должен исследовать свою идентификацию.


Алан заключил договор с гедонистическимбратом Чарли и его сыном-кентавром Джейком на жилье с ними.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, We Walk Away, The Heli-Chopper, Now Serving Number 2, Dear Reaper, Arrow on the Man’s Head, The Fast and the Curious, Thor plays Bop-a-Rodent, Spy vs. Spy, and Club Moon 
18 18 «(Ты что, карате-пацан?)Are You Karate Kidding Me? / (Креветки из Беверли Хиллс)The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air»  март 14, 2011 (2011-03-14) 1.926[20]

После оскорбления По, Дре тренируется мичтером Ханом , чтобы выиграть в соревновании по Кунг-фу.


После игнорирования отрядов правительства в районе 10, креветка Билл Смит переезжает к своему богатому дяде и его семье.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Bad Idea, LeBrowny paper towels, Rejected Auditions, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, TMNTMZTV, Rooster Wakeup, Middle-earth Fantasy Football, Spy vs. Spy, B.O.B.'s Monster Hold Hair Gel, and Rep. Department Job Interview 
19 19 «(Бунт копов)HOPS / (Нару210)Naru210»  апрель 25, 2011 (2011-04-25) 1.631[21]

Когда E.B. убежал в голливуд стать рок-звездой, Копы отправились на его поиски ради спасения Пасхи.


После бессчетных жестких актов, Наруто переведен в Школу Беверли Хиллс третьим мастером. Там Наруто стал поп-звездой школы и думал стать мастером.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, The Reading Womb, Warning Thin Ice, Ask the Celebrity, SoulTron, Deep Space Trouble, Spy vs. Spy, Cullen Clear, and Keebler Elf Strike 
20 20 «(Ко-Би Муви: Заговор самозванца) Ko-Bee Movie /(Закон и Огр) Law & Ogre»  май 9, 2011 (2011-05-09) 1.887[22]

Ко-Би, звезда баскетбола у пчел, решил практиковать свои навыки в мире людей, но его мечта разбилась баскетболистом Коби Брайантом. Поэтому Ко-Би сразится с Коби в матче 1 на 1.


Когда убили папу-медведя, Шрек и осел выполняли задание поймать медведя-ворчуна, но Йоги свалил на него.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Smart Car and Dumb Car, The Underwaker, Maducation 101: Chemistry, Home School Musical, Dummies for Dummies, Accidentally Inventing Electricity, Spy vs. Spy, Prison Executioner Prevented, Villain’s Wearhouse, and Execution Waiting Line 
21 21 «(Пуховая Хватка)Pooh Grit / (Не фаны Монтаны)Not a Fan a Montana»  май 16, 2011 (2011-05-16) 2.276[23]

Когда отец Кристофера Робина бы убит Тигрой, он нанял Винни Пуха. чтобы арестовать Тигру. Но все обернулось, когда персонажи Джеффа Бриджеса- Рустер Когберн, Кевин Флинн и Кевин Флинн и фильма "Трон" 1982 года.


Когда Майли Сайрус начала терять поклонников, перешедших к Джастину Биберу, певица стала подставлять Бибера. Ее лучшая подруга Эмили Осмент рассказала всем о ее частной жизни. Позже начался апокалипсис по предсказаниям Майа.


Другие скетчи: Mad News, Balloon Animal Come to Life, Big League Pika Chew, Circus Acts We’d Like to See, Cobrah, She's Had Work Done, Spy vs. Spy, Bob and Manny Car Crash, The Farto Tuner, and Fish Catches Fisherman 
22 22 «(АСсоциальная сеть)The Social Netjerk / (Тайны Смолвиля: Мир во мраке)Smallville: Turn Off the Clark»  май 23, 2011 (2011-05-23) 1.861[24]

Когда Марка Цукерберга покинула его любовь, он создал социальную сеть Facebook. Позже на него подали в суд


When the final season of Smallville is finished and Clark has put on the Superman suit, Clark is approached by Julie Taymor and Bono to continue the series as a musical dubbed Smallville: Turn Off the Clark. However, come opening night it is revealed that Julie is really Lex Luthor in disguise and that the musical is really an elaborate plan to humiliate Clark.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Silver Rejects the Lone Ranger, Mad Immunity Idol, Duel at One, Jersey Thor, Security Cam: Waldune’s Grocery Mart, Clown Choking, Spy vs. Spy, Airbender Technical Institute, and Snakes Playing Sssscraddle 
23 23 «(Сумеречный мюзикл)TwiGH School Musical / (Время Мстителей)Avenger Time»  май 30, 2011 (2011-05-30) 2.127[25]

When transfers from East High School arrive at Forks High School, things become difficult for Bella, the Cullen family, and Jacob who find their upbeat attitude and sing annoying. However, when Bella has to choose between Edward and Jacob, she opts for Troy. This leads to a showdown, where it is discovered that the Troy and the other transfers were in reality supposed to go to McKinley High School, while the werewolves that went to McKinley were supposed to come to Forks, Washington.


After retrieving the cosmic cube from the Red Skull the Avengers are inadvertently transported to the Land of Ooo. The team learns that their abilities have different effects, resulting in Captain America being frozen in ice by the Ice King. While frozen, Captain America learns from Uatu the Watcher how to get home. Unfortunately, they also take Finn and Jake with them.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Arthur Tries to lift Excalibur, …for Demis, Moose Charades, Maducation in History, Meep! My Dad Says, Fish at the Market, Go Fish with Bakugan, Spy vs. Spy, Sonic the Hedgehog Brand Sneakers, and Effects of Gum On Teeth 
24 24 «(АрТор)ArTHOR / (Теория Большого клыка)The Big Fang Theory»  июнь 6, 2011 (2011-06-06) 2.246[26]

Odin becomes fed up with his son ArTHOR's spoiled tendencies, excommunicates him out of Asgard until he can prove himself responsible enough wield his powers. Once on Earth, he meets a chameleon named Rango and a mortal girl named Jane. To regain powers, must complete two tasks. First, he gets a job at S.H.E.I.L.D., but he cannot complete the second task to marry his fiancée. As he has fallen in love with Jane, resulting in ArTHOR’s fiancée to retaliate by attacking the town in an automaton suit and kidnapping Jane. ArTHOR quickly races after her using Mario's hammer and rescues Jane, restoring his powers.


Roommates Edward and Jacob begin fighting over their new neighbor Bella. When Edward helps Bella up the stairs, he manages to make a date with Bella at an Italian restaurant. Jacob tries to crash the date by posing as a waiter, but a fed up Bella states that she’d rather be working with Ashton Kutcher.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Beachball Freezes During Game, Hulked on Phonics, Behind the Teacher’s Back, Rejected Video Games, Yu-Gi-Bear!, Hand Infiltrates Sock Puppets, Spy vs. Spy, Recycled Bottle into a Unicycle, and Alvin and the Monks 
25 25 «Ribbitless / The Clawfice»  июнь 13, 2011 (2011-06-13) 2.153[27]

When Kermit ingests a butterfly, he mutates into an anamorphic form with heightened intelligence. He quickly learns various talents overnight, and begins living a hedonistic lifestyle among other humans and befriends a pig named Piggy and a bear named Fozzie, who also heightened traits like Kermit. However Kermit still desires exploit his abilities even more. With Fozzie and Piggy’s help he auditions for American Idol, but is rejected on the grounds that the show discriminates animals, resulting in Kermit creating The Muppet Show in retaliation with Bradley Cooper as its first guest star.


The Scranton branch of the Dunder Miffin paper company receives several new employees from Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters lead by Wolverine. A competition ensues to see who is the most qualified to be employed. One by one each of the Dunder Miffin employees come out on top due to their exaggerated tendencies. Leaving Wolverine no option but to make them his official office team.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Wrecking Water Balloon, Gorilla Positioning System, A Look Inside Robert Pattinson's Hair, Seattle: Los Angeles, Spewwing Bee, Security Cam: Vince Neil High School, Spy vs. Spy, Gross Beyond Gross, High School Musical Song Collection, and Mount Katchaneyefull Erupts 
26 26 «Force Code / Flammable»  июнь 20, 2011 (2011-06-20) 1.804[28]

Colter Stevens is sent mentally back in time several times to try and prevent the destruction of the death star. After failing each time he decides to hide out on Alderaan only for him to be caught in its inevitable explosion. Finally in frustration, he asks how the process works, resulting in his mind exploding.


Katy Putty sings her new song «Flammable» as a reminder to all stop motion and puppet characters that they are merely flammable and are nothing special. After setting a few examples on fire, she is promptly arrested.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Popcorn Rescues Sweet Kernel, What’s In A Name?, GleeVR, Davey Jones' One Foot Locker, Animal vs. Appliance, Duck Duck Zeus, Movie Titles in Japan, U2PS World Tour!!!!!, This Day in History, Spy vs. Spy, The Early Bird Catches the Ant, Superhero 6 Motel, and Mona Lisa Kept Her Eyes Closed 

Сезон 2 (2011/12)[править | править исходный текст]

# in Series # in Season[29] Title[30] Original U.S. airdate[31] # of viewers (millions)
27 1 «RiOa / Thomas the Unstoppable Tank Engine»  август 22, 2011 (2011-08-22) 2.331[32]

While walking along the beach, Blu happens to sees a green light streak by and goes to investigate. There, he interrupts Abin Sur's death, takes the lantern ring from Hal Jordan, and teleports to planet Oa. However the guardians immediately reject Blu on the grounds that the Lantern Corp. doesn’t accept birds. In retaliation, Blu breaks the Lantern Corps vending machine of rings and instructs the rings to search out other fictional flightless birds and make them Green Lantern members. Together they rescue Jewel from Nigel and Marcel.


Sir Topham Hatt gives Thomas a tuneup, but before he can reinstall the brakes, Thomas begins to roll away and is about to hit a nearby town. So Hatt enlists help from Frank Barnes. First Barnes orders Harold to shoot at Thomas, but when Hatt tells Barnes that Thomas is carrying a nuclear bomb, Barnes uses Percy to guide him to Thomas before Harold accidentally blows up the nuclear bomb while shooting at him. When Barnes finds out the town Thomas was about to hit was Strawberry Shortcake's town, he lets Thomas run over it.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Sentenced... to Dance, Jedi Negotiator, Where's Simon and Theodore?, Punching Bag Champ, Hole in the Great Wall, Tomato's friend changes, Spy vs. Spy, The Sleepy Cloud, and Evil Medieval Comes Home 
28 2 «Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent»  август 29, 2011 (2011-08-29) 1.940[33]

While filming Super 8, the cast gets an unpleasant surprise. When a train full of memorabilia from the 1980s (Including Rubik's Cubes, M.C. Hammer, and Madonna) crashes, flooding the town they are filming in with a deadly '80s invasion. Eventually J.J. Abrams concludes that the '80s intentions are rather genuine, as are really trying to build a spaceship to return to where they came from. Which turns out to be Steven Spielberg, who ordered the '80s to come to save his career and make a sequel to *batteries not included. However Abrams wants to make the film and jumps a pickup truck into Spielberg’s house in retaliation.


When S.H.I.E.L.D. begins looking for recruits to form the Avengers, Captain America offers to join. However, the recruiters don’t believe he’s qualified to join on the technicality that he doesn’t have super powers. So he puts together a talent show, with Piers Morgan as judge, to show off his skills. At first the recruiters aren’t impressed with Captain America’s acts, until he sings «I Dreamed a Dream». Once made a member, he immediately quits and reveals that he is in reality James Franco, and his ambition for membership was to add another achievement to his growing resume. When the real Captain America is found tied up under the table, Iron Man calls up Spider-Man telling him that the position in the Avengers is open.


Other Sketches: Mad News, The Fate of Mr. Peanut, Celebrity Masks, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, Pinocchio 2: Boy, Oh Boy, Real Life is Hard, Spy vs. Spy, I have a Buzz in My Ear, The Car Alarm Clock, and Tiny Windshield Wipers 
29 3 «Kung Fu Blander / Destroy, Bob the Builder, Destroy»  сентябрь 5, 2011 (2011-09-05) 2.396[34]

The Soothsayer tells Po of an ancient prophecy of an evil peacock with a powerful weapon would try and destroy all kung fu, and that a black and white force can only stop him. Suddenly, Lord Shen appears and uses his weapon of angry birds on Po and the Furious Five. When the five is each taken out, Po concludes that he is the prophesied black and white force. However he too is overcome by Lord Shen’s attacks and begins searching for other black and white things to use. When they each fail, Po declares that the prophecy was wrong. But the soothsayer reveals that prophecy was written in an issue of Mad, that the black and white force is none other than the black and white spies.


After finishing a job, Bob and his team of construction equipment are abruptly greeted by Andrew W. K. and his Destroy Build Destroy team. The team breaks the construction equipment and rebuilds them as watermelon launchers. Bob then fights back by having the equipment form Buildtron and attack Andrew W. K..


Other Sketches: Mad News, Another Pencil Sharpening, Red Skull, The Greatest Thing Ever!, Han Solo and Gretel, Cow Needs a Refill, Spy vs. Spy, Microphone Collection Press Conference, QuickerSand, and Hot Dog with Everything 
30 4 «Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian»  сентябрь 12, 2011 (2011-09-12) 1.787[35]

After finding the fountain of youth, Angelica and Blackbeard drink its waters in the hopes of living forever. However, the waters work too well and the pair are regressed into children in their tweens, much to Jack Sparrow’s dismay, as he is now forced to take care of them. He reluctantly takes them to the mall, where they do nothing but shop and play without end. Eventually, Jack has enough and turns to Willy Wonka for help. Wonka has a formula made, disguised as milkshakes, which Jack gives to the kids. Unfortunately, the formula causes the kids to turn into anamorphic blueberries that swell up and explode. Wonka explains that there was a mix-up from his new workers.


In his quest to seek revenge against Khalar Zym, Conan learns through Wikipedia that his path will intertwine with a powerful girl. To Conan’s shock, this girl is none other than Kim Kardashian, who immediately declares him her new fiancée. Now Conan is faced with the objective of meeting her family. Through these meetings he finds Khalar, who has been working as Kris Jenner's assistant. A battle ensues throughout the streets of Los Angeles, before it reaches its end at Mann's Chinese Theatre, where Conan defeats Khalar by using Edward Asner's walk of fame star. In recognition of this feat, Conan is made honorary governor of California. However, Conan rejects the offer, feeling his place is beside Kim Kardashian.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Fish Astronaut, Transformal Wear, Baby Bird Feeding Protest, The Curious Case of Benjamin Batman, Spy vs. Spy, The Do-Over Button, and Robot Distraction 
31 5 «Fast Hive / Minute to Flynn It»  сентябрь 19, 2011 (2011-09-19) 1.823[36]

When Winney Da Poo’s attempt to steal some honey from some bees fails, he turns to Dom Toretto for help. Seeing the problem, Dom devises a complicated plan using a ramp and a couple of custom street cars. However the plan works too well and everybody leaves the story entirely and land in other books, whose inhabitants graciously shares their honey.


Sam Flynn visits his father in the Tron arcade game where he is greeted by his father’s clone, Clu. Clu challenges Sam to prove that he is the superior player on the grid with various mediocre challenges. In the final challenge, to see who could balance an egg on a light cycle the longest, Sam questions why his father would design a game so dumb. While out in the real world, Kevin Flynn is discussing with Guy Fieri about how the game will make a great TV show.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Mailbox Dreams of Revenge, Celebrities Without Their Makeup, Maximum Security Diary Vault, Security Cam, America’s Got Talons, Spy vs. Spy, Shazamwich!, and Where’s my Skin? 
32 6 «Cowboys & Alien Force / ThunderLOLcats»  сентябрь 26, 2011 (2011-09-26) 1.224[37]

Jake Lonergan awakens to find a strange device attached to his wrist and memory gone. A passerby informs him that the device is the Omnitrix which belonged to Ben Tennyson before Jake killed him. Jake then kills the passerby, changes the story title, and heads for the nearest town, where Woodrow Dolarhyde and several men ambush Jake. Ella Swenson informs everybody that something is coming, as another bracelet on Jake’s arm is glowing. Suddenly the town is attacked by a hoard of flying ponies and a mothership that also capture the townsfolk. Without thinking, Jake takes out one of the ponies with the one of the bracelets. He then discovers that also has silly bandz on his wrist, which blasts Ella into dust. She reassembles herself and explains that she is not human and chose a human form so Jake would love her. When the two kiss, she changes into her true form — a pony. She states that her real name is Applejack and that her people are also looking for the kidnappers. So Jake and Applejack head for the mothership and learn that the real culprit is actually Jon Favreau. Favreau explains that he has been kidnapping writers to write the perfect script to finish Cowboys & Aliens. Jake states that mashing up two genres like cowboys and aliens isn’t a difficult feat, as Mad does it all the time. This prompts Favreau to kidnap Alfred Neuman who writes the story as Cowboys & Alfreds.


For centuries prophecy has told that a hero would rise and protect the ThunderCats from a great evil. However Lion-Lo is far too obsessed with the internet, much to the chagrin of the other ThunderCats who believe that the internet is just a myth. Suddenly the dogmen begin attacking the city of Thundera. Lion-Lo insists that the dogmen have harnessed the power of the internet and through trolling, Troll-Ra kills Claudus and blasts Lion-Lo. Lion-Lo finds himself inside the internet where he learn that only way to defeat Troll-Ra is with «even stupider memes». When Lion-Lo comes to, he takes the Sword of Omens and attacks as a Nyan Cat.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Out of Order, 9-Voltron Battery, Mount Rushmore's Backside, What Would Boba Fett Do?, Imaginary Friends: Where Are They Now?, Spy vs. Spy, Superkhakis, and Wolves PSA 
33 7 «TransBOREmores 3: Dark of the Blue Moon / The Walking Fred»  октябрь 3, 2011 (2011-10-03) 1.435[38]

When the Decepticons use a pillar to open a portal to Cybertron, they send some Smurfs over to Sam in Chicago while the Decepticons arrive in New York with Patrick. Sam makes arrangements with Patrick to meet up so they can send both visitors back to points of origin. In the meantime, Patrick takes the Decepticons on a tour of the city and sees some Broadway shows, while Sam has to put up with Optimus and the Smurfs' annoying tendencies throughout the long drive. Sam finally meets up with Patrick, but the pillar was left in Youngstown, Ohio with Brainy. Patrick then takes the Mjolnir and send everybody back, with the exception of Optimus who left to play on a walking piano with Tom Hanks.


While on a camping trip, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are attacked a bitten by a viral Fred Figglehorn, causing them to take on his characteristics. Soon most of Hollywood is taken over by Fred zombies. This is somethng that is pointed out by Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts' agent after the failure of Hanks' film Larry Crowne. Both Hanks and Roberts are forced to flee when Fred zombies begin attacking their agent’s office. The two celebrities take refuge in a sporting goods store with Bruce Willis but the three are eventually consumed by the zombies. They then go on to produce the fourth installment to the Ocean’s series, Ocean’s Fourteen.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Christopher Columbus vs Christopher Coolumbus, Angry Bird Management, Singing Knight-gram, Theme Park Rides We’d Love to See, Project Runway, Spy vs. Spy, Magic Gel, and The Floor is Lava 
34 8 «X-Games: First Class / Criminal Minecraft»  октябрь 17, 2011 (2011-10-17) 1.212[39]

In their quest to recruit new students to save the world, Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr inadvertently acquires Shaun White, Ryan Sheckler, and Ashley Fiolek. Together Xavier and Lehnsherr train the recruits and sends them off to fight Sebastian Shaw, his organization the Hellfire Club, and «anyone he knows within six degrees of him», only to be killed and Xavier to take their place in the X Games.


When several murders occur within the world of Minecraft, Morgan and Rossi are sent to investigate. It is learned that the culprit is none other than Mark Zuckerberg, who has been killing Minecraft patrons as he feels that Minecraft is more of a waste of time than Facebook.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Death’s TV Night Gets Canceled, Kirby's Star Tours, Balloon Salesman Pop, Sassie, Spy vs. Spy, Hamster Gym, Security Cam: Kevin’s House, Gandalf's 3 Ring Binder, and Mom Finds Child Playing Hide and Seek 
35 9 «Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy»  октябрь 24, 2011 (2011-10-24) 1.472[40]

After starring on so many kitchen reality shows, Gordon Ramsay becomes bored with repetitive grind and longs for something new. He suddenly falls through a trap door and lands in Halloween Town just as the patrons are in the middle of a cooking a feast. He begins to berate their progress and orders each one to start over, much to the horror of the monster chefs. The Mayor informs Jack Skellington of Ramsay’s arrival, stating that Ramsay is more horrifying than Skellington, as Ramsay is brutally honest to everyone. Seeing that he has been bested, Skellington asks Ramsay for advice to deal with his work related doldrums. Ramsay helps Skellington by making him a television executive in his place.


Ted, a werewolf, begins to recall to his children the day he met their mummy mother. However each event he chronicles an encounter with another random girl mummy. Much to the chagrin for his children. Then their Mummy enters and tells them that the real they met was at the vet due to Ted scratching his rear on the carpet.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Dog Costume Party, Dear Reaper, Scream 90X, The Scooby-Doo Gang, VeggieTales from the Crypt, Spy vs. Spy, Werewolf Haircut, and Bacon and Eggs with a Side of Ghost 
36 10 «Dances With Wolverine: A Footloose Parody / Tater Tots & Tiaras»  ноябрь 7, 2011 (2011-11-07) 1.788[41]

Wolverine discovers dancing just as it has been outlawed by the government. When he is commended for his «berserker dance rage» performance by the voices in his head, he speaks before the committee to have the law repealed.


Mrs. Potato Head chronicles her spoiled overachieving daughter Savannah’s participation in a toddler pageant and rivalry against Kit Kittredge and her daughter Kitty. However when they win, Mrs. Potato Head and Savannah fight over the trophy, with Savannah threatening to make her mother into curly fries.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Human Torch Grills, Spongewow! Infomercial, Bad Idea, Celebrity Superpowers, Furniture Shopping, America’s Next Top Surgeon, Spy vs. Spy, and Toy Car Wreck 
37 11 «Demise of the Planet of the Apes / The Celebrity Ape-rentice»  ноябрь 14, 2011 (2011-11-14) 1.848[42]

After rejecting the living conditions of his house, Will Rodman sends the super intelligent chimpanzee Caesar to live at a local habitat with several other intelligent primates under the care of Kevin James. James explains that his reason for taking the job was to get acting advice in the same manner as he got from his role in the film Zookeeper. The apes are hesitant until James offers to help them take over the planet by civilizing them. Through James the apes learn to build an army of some of the most powerful ape while they suggest to James that he team up Hollywood’s most powerful ape. Next, they are taught not to throw their feces, while the apes insist that it’s still okay to slap Ben Stiller. Then the apes are taught that humans are easily distracted through dopey humor. They should take over a television network to perform stupid acts while sending out subliminal messages. The apes' final step to James is to never make a sequel to Zookeeper. Many years later, after the apes' conquest is complete, James, with Oscar in hand, and Sander come across the remains of the Statue of Liberty, which James is happy to find as he now doesn’t have to walk as far up to the top of the statue.


After passing several aptitude examinations, Caesar, Donkey Kong, and Mojo Jojo are brought before Donald Chimp to compete for a position in his global conglomerate that will take over the world. After having his talents overlooked twice and given a job that he can’t perform, Donkey Kong questions Chimp’s logic, which causes him to be fired. In retaliation, Donkey Kong calls his brother King Kong, who kidnaps Chimp and takes him up to the top floor of Chimp Tower and meets his death, when several of Chimp’s biplanes shoot him down.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Monkey Wheel of Fortune, Ape Sheriff, Adhesive Ape, Celebrities Without Their Ape-Up, and Spy vs. Spy 
38 12 «Money Ball Z / Green Care Bear»  ноябрь 21, 2011 (2011-11-21) 1.999[43]

Needing new talent for the Oakland A’s, Billy Beane drafts Son Goku, Son Goten, Vegeta, Trunks, and Piccolo. During practice, the rookies excel in both infield and outfield. However during the big game, Goku uses the spirit bat, powers up to Super Saiyan 3, and after a long ki build bunts the ball allowing to take first base. Vegeta then takes the spirit bat attempting to do even better.


While out in the desert one night, Hal Jordan happens upon a dying Good Luck Bear who appoints him to take his place as the next green care bear. In Care-o-lot Hal is trained by Grumpy Bear to take on Funshine Bear who has become corrupted.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Treed Kitty Ruse, Barry Kirschbaum: Ghost Attorney, Hydrant Attacks Rodolfo, The Greatest Thing Ever, When the Tide Goes Out, Optimus Prime Suspect, Turkey Cook, Spy vs. Spy, Papa Smurf's Pizza, and Scary Log Flume 
39 13 «Spy vs. Spy Kids / The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker»  ноябрь 28, 2011 (2011-11-28) 1.917[44]

Marissa is asked to come out of retirement as a spy by Danger D’Amo as the black and white spies have put aside their differences and joined forces. So she and her two step children, Rebecca and Cecil, prepare to fight the spies, but the spies infiltrate their headquarters and kill Marissa as she tries to save the children. The twins soon put aside their differences and take on the spies. Once captured, they discover that the black and white spies are in reality Danger D’Amo and Tick-Tock. The twins are then greeted by their father and original spy kids, Carmen and Juni Cortez. However, the Cortez' turn out to be the real black and white spies in disguise, but before they can escape they are defeated by Marissa, disguised as the twins' father, who is dressed up as the grey spy.


Patti Stanger attempts to match-up both Batman and Iron Man with an eligible bachelorette. However, their self-centered and super heroic tenancies turn away from every girl they are paired off with. Especially Iron Man, who is unknowingly paired with Catwoman (who robs him of everything).


Other Sketches: Mad News, Tummy Duck, Nancy Ortega’s School of Dance and Martial Arts, Beware of Frog, Abs-Duction, Security Cam: Kevin’s House, Arcade Kid, Spy vs. Spy, Mickey Mouse Mouse Exterminator Service, and Shark in the Ball Pit 
40 14 «Captain American't / My Supernatural Sweet Sixteen»  декабрь 5, 2011 (2011-12-05) 2.017[45]

Scrawny weakling Steve Rogers is transformed into a buff super soldier to entertain the troops at the USO show. When Bucky Barnes is kidnapped by the Red Skull, Steve takes on certain death to save him. Once rescued, Both Steve and Bucky go after the Red Skull, but Bucky loses his life in the process of landing on the escape plane. Once inside the cockpit, Steve smashes the tesseract which causes the Red Skull to disappear in a flash of light. Since the plane has explosives and no place to land, Steve has no choice to crash the plane to the Arctic for seventy years. Once there, Steve decides to pass the time by watching King Kong on DVD. When the day finally arrives, he is thawed partially by Scrat. Steve shrugs it off on the notion that the Avengers will find him. However, Lady Gaga is chosen as the first Avenger.


Sam and Dean receive a mission to exorcise a demon from a young girl. They happen upon rich girl Ashlyn who is in preparation for her sweet sixteen party. Ashlyn shows all the signs of a demonic possession victim, but on the day of the party as they try to exorcise her they learn she is not the possessed girl in their mission log. The girl in question is in reality the girl living next door and Ashlyn is merely a spoiled brat. So Sam and Dean exorcize the demon from the girl causing Ashlyn to have a double sweet sixteen party with the demon. Much to the dismay of everybody else, including Satan.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Nothing Got Wrinkled, Ghost Rider's Training Wheels, Tomato/Tomahto, How I Left Your Brother (At a Highway Rest Stop), Cheese at the End of the Maze?, Spy vs. Spy, Clifford’s Notes, and The Tin Man Steals a Heart 
41 15 «FROST / Undercover Claus»  декабрь 12, 2011 (2011-12-12) N/A

On a Christmas vacation, Woody and the gang end up on the island misfit toys. There they are greeted by King Moonracer and the other misfit toys who invite them to stay. Soon they find a mysterious door to a room with an old Commodore 64 and countdown clock. In song, the misfit toys explain that the clock counts down to either to Christmas or the end of the world and that they’ve never experienced Christmas as they reset the counter on December 24. Knowing what will happen, Woody suggests that the misfits allow the counter to reach the 25. They follow Woody’s advice and when day arrives, Santa appears offering to give the toys to new homes. Suddenly the abominable snowman appears with Yukon Cornelius, who insists that the creature is harmless, but the creature eats Santa anyway and Cornelius resets the counter to the date of the creature’s next bowel movement.


Santa decides to go undercover as one of the elves to see how hard their jobs are. Unfortunately, Santa proves to be very bad at the tasks given to him and ends up burning down the factory prompting him to have the elves go and buy gift cards in bulk.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Time Machine PSA, Tree Bazooka 9000, Rejected Reindeer, Security Cam: Kevin’s House, Snowman vs. Wild, Spy vs. Spy, and Merry Christmas, Charlie Sheen! 
42 16 «Twilight: Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue»  январь 23, 2012 (2012-01-23) 1.688[46]

Edward and Bella’s wedding ceremony is interrupted by Buffy Summers, who begins killing all vampires in attendance. Edward and Bella flee with Buffy in hot pursuit before trapping them on a cliff. Before Buffy can kill them, Bella asks why she wants to kill her, since Edward never made her into a vampire as Bella asked. Buffy states that her reason is that she sees Bella as a pathetic female protagonist. Bella replies that there is someone far worse than she is, prompting the girls to lynch Whitney Cummings. Now with Whitney's main star out of commission, the director has both Buffy and the now suddenly pregnant Bella to star in a replacement sitcom, Two and a Half Women.


Cookie Monster is recruited to the Toronto police department. His first assignment is a local bakery. He then begins to look in a street called Crime Alley for suspects, and finds a guy hiding in a trash can whom he thinks is a Canadian equivalent of Oscar the Grouch and try force feeding the man garbage, thus forcing the guy to confess to the robbery.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Bad Idea, PokéHarmony, Cat Gets the Cuckoo Bird, Security Cam: Kevin’s House, Promise Me You’ll Shave that Mustache, The Land After the Land Before Time, The Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road, Spy vs. Spy, and The Greatest Thing Ever! 
43 17 «WWE Bought a Zoo / 2 Broke Powerpuff Girls»  январь 30, 2012 (2012-01-30) 1.903[47]

Benjamin Mee buys a local zoo for his family, but the zoo is immediately seized by wrestlers from the WWE. They begin to train the animals to be wrestlers for an upcoming wrestling match. However, the match proves to be more successful than the human version causing the human wrestlers to become unemployed.


Following the permanent hiatus of The Powerpuff Girls, Bubbles and Buttercup attempt to make it on their own by getting a job at Him’s dinner, but their inability to properly wait on customers cause them to get fired by Him. They then attempt at pan handling, but fail to make rent forcing them to be evicted from their apartment by Mojo Jojo. With nowhere else to turn, the girls return to their successful sister Blossom and admit that she was the backbone of the team. They end up getting hired at a diner that is owned by Blossom.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Death’s Final Stop, Final Brantasy, Psych Psych Out, Rejected Smurfs, Spy vs. Spy, ThunderPants, and Snowman Drinks Some Coffee 
44 18 «Dolphineas and Ferb Tale / VICTORious»  февраль 6, 2012 (2012-02-06) 2.392[48]

When Sawyer Nelson finds Winter the tailless dolphin stranded on the beach, Phineas and Ferb offer to help build a suitable prosthetic for the dolphin. Their first few attempts backfire until they build a helmet that increases her brain activity. To test her ability, they enter her a half machine competition against Hiccup and Toothless, and Cyborg. Winter proves to a formidable opponent, taking out Hiccup and Toothless. But before she can beat Cyborg, Morgan Freeman appears informing that despite winning, the important thing is that everybody learns when messing with balance of nature use robot parts. He then reveals that he now has rocket feet just like Cyborg’s.


The students of the Hollywood Arts High School prepare for a yodeling mime competition, but their newest classmate, Dr. Doom, prepares to win the competition by cheating. Doom has Robbie Shapiro enhance his armor, but during his performance, the armor overload causing Doom to be disqualified. However, as a consolation Robbie reveals to Doom that he is in reality Andy Samberg and introduces him to Justin Timberlake. The three then take a road trip to Disneyland.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Clown Dinner, DVR2D2, Polka Goat at the Meeting, Man finds Dog in the Snow, Finger Poking Support Group, Spy vs. Spy, What’s Wrong with This Picture, and Magician Miss-fire’s His Rabbit 
45 19 «My Little War Horse / The Tonight Show With Jay Lion-O»  февраль 13, 2012 (2012-02-13) 1.983[49]

During the Great War, Captain Nicholls offers to buy Albert Narracott a horse for the cavalry. But rather than buying his colt Joey, he takes Narracott’s other horse Pinkie Pie, much to everybody’s surprise. Soon Pinkie Pie is put through basic training, and then is set out on the front line to fight the opposing unicorns, who prove to be a formidable army. Meanwhile, Narracott decides to go after Pinkie Pie and braves the English Channel to get to her. When he reaches to the other side, Narracott realizes that he is unprepared. So he calls for help from Tintin. They then take the Unicorn ship and head out to the battlefield just as both factions come to terms.


Tonight, ThunderCat Jay Lion-O welcomes guest Ryan Gosling (who is starring in «Crazy Stupid LOLCats» with Cheetara) and a musical performance by Mumm-Ra & Sons. Also Jay humiliates people with «simple questions» in his «Catwalking» segment.


Other Sketches: Mad News, People Door, Magic Magic Marker, Super Saiyan Scarecrow, Office Yak, Teen Titanic, Spy vs. Spy, Goalies Save the Day!, and Shooting Lonestar 
46 20 «Al Pacino and the Chipmunks / That's What Super Friends Are For»  февраль 27, 2012 (2012-02-27) 1.787[50]

When Dave takes the chipmunks on a cruise, the chipmunks become marooned on a deserted island with Al Pacino following the ship crashing into an iceberg. Pacino came to the island to prepare for a role in Godfather Island, but develops amnesia. So he decides to make the best of it and offers to join the chipmunks in their next album. During a terrible rehearsal, Dave (who had been stranded on a deserted island with Robert De Niro) appears after finding a flyer for their island concert, which Pacino had sent to everybody in the music industry. As a result of these flyers, a boat with various Hollywood moguls arrives, but they are mostly killed by Pacino’s cheetah upon arrival. However, Pacino merely shrugs this, stating to Dave and the chipmunks that they only needed their boat.


When the lesser known Super Friends feel rejected by Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman, Plastic Man and Black Lightning lead them into expressing the feelings of not living up to their team name through a show tune routine. Upon hearing this, Superman suggests that the team be renamed to the Justice League and Batman orders the Justice League to get him a soda.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Bad Idea, Green Goblin Green Beans, Suicide Victim Visited By Death, Taylor Lautner’s Deleted Twilight Shirtless Scenes, Man Sees «the Alps» Through Binoculars, I Hate My Teenage Otter, Security Cam: Kevin’s House, Spy vs. Spy, The New Multipurpose Copier, and Eat-Ohs 
47 21 «Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp»  март 5, 2012 (2012-03-05) 1.794[51]

Charlie Kenton tries to reclaim his former boxing glory by coaching a robot to fight. But when his son Max points out the superior moves of a cow, Charlie integrates the cow into the robot and dubs creation Real Veal. In time, Real Veal climbs the boxing ranks reaching the title match against Bumblebee. As a tactic, Charlie instructs Real Veal to follow Charlie’s every move, which causes Real Veal to lose to Bumblebee anyway. Unfortunately for the Kentons, the fights have put Charlie in debt. So they decide to live off of Real Veal’s remains for the next several months.


Couples Bradgelina and Shrek and Fiona decide to exchange families for the show Celebrity Wife Swamp since their careers have slowed down. At first things are okay between the new couplings, until Pitt feels his ego being bruised by Shrek and Jolie. Pitt decides to terminate his contract. But the contract holder Rumpelstiltskin states that the contract is forever binding. Hearing this, Pitt begs for his old wife back, only he gets instead his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Seeing this, Pitt then decides that he’s better off with Fiona.


Other Sketches: Mad News, What Makes Mexican Jumping Beans Jump, People Who Wait Til the Last Minute to Walk On Ellen, Elephant Forgets His ATM Password, Scooby Snacks Fiscal Report, Spy vs. Spy, Superwatch, and Push Your Luck 
48 22 «Garfield of Dreams / I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles»  март 26, 2012 (2012-03-26) 1.583[52]

While at his country home one night, Seth MacFarlane is greeted out of the neighboring cornfield by several comic strip characters asking him to help them find a new audience, as they have become forgotten and MacFarlane has the ability to make «anything» enjoyable. Quickly MacFarlane goes and invites several Hollywood moguls over to his home for a business dinner where the moguls decide to reinvent the comic characters' personas with mash-up sequels of a few existing movies. However, the comic characters revolt at the sight of the trailers as they merely wanted to be rediscovered. Suddenly, MacFarlane wakes up revealing that the events were merely a dream, and the animator comes to the conclusion that it’s best to focus on the present rather than the past, then proceeds to create a new show that is identical to his previous work.


Annie Watson decides to go on a date with the Shredder, much to her mutant turtle sons' disapproval. Believing that the date is a part of an evil plan to kill their family, the Turtles follow Watson hoping to stop the Shredder before he can do harm to Watson. Only when each time the Shredder appears to attempt an attack, the Turtles fail to save her, and the Shredder only proving to be a well behaved. Until the end of the date, when the Shredder reveals that not only was his plan to settle down with Watson, but to also destroy the Turtles home with a Foot Soldier onslaught.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Bobo Marries His Balloon, What’s Wrong With This Picture?, The Left Hand of Doom, Dr. Glass Johnson Makes the Score, Duck Take a Bath with His Rubber Boy, Stapler at the Dentist, Lancing With the Stars, Robots Build a Human, Thor Hammers Bolts With the Mjollnir, Spy vs. Spy, and Wizard or Crazy Person 
49 23 «The Adventures of TaunTaun / Everybody Loves Rayman»  апрель 2, 2012 (2012-04-02) 2.030[53]

While on a trip a TaunTaun buys a model star destroyer in a bottle. When he gets it home, he accidentally breaks the bottle and finds a document title «secret plans» with the model. Before he can read it, he is ambushed by a wampa. When the TaunTaun comes to, he finds himself inside the holding cell of AT-AT Walker and overhears a message to Darth Vader regarding the plans. The TaunTaun secretly takes back and prepares to leave when Luke Skywalker appears from under the walker’s floor and rescues the TaunTaun just as he destroys it. They are then greeted by Boba Fett who want the map and Skywalker mounts the TaunTaun and flees. After someways the TaunTaun collapses along with Skywalker. Skywalker receives a message from Obi-Wan Kenobi's ghost. Kenobi is interrupted by a break in the ice that reveals an actual submerged star destroyer. Skywalker recalls a legend involving his father and the star destroyer, and is shot down into a sarlac pit. Skywalker then wakes up revealing that it was all a dream and wonders what induced it as Han Solo instructs him to get inside his dead tauntaun’s body.


After settling down Betilla the Fairy, Rayman invites his parents over to stay while their house is fumigated for Raving Rabbids, much to Betilla’s chagrin. During breakfast, they berate the meal she has fixed despite the fact that it was magically created from nothing. Betilla forces Rayman to ask his parents to leave, and flys away when they make him feel guilty for asking. Rayman talk to Globox who brought over some of their parents' stuff, which turns out to be more rabbids. Rayman then beats the rabbids for stealing his franchise and wrecking his house.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Man Looks at His New Labrador, Koopa Soup, Water Cooler Talk!, Ask the Celebrity, Employees Must Wash Hands Before Work, Sick Buttowski, Giant Monsters Eat a City, Lightbulb Gets an Idea, Spy vs. Spy, Garfield No Monday Calendar, and «Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane»? 
50 24 «Potions 11 / Moves Like Jabba»  апрель 9, 2012 (2012-04-09) 1.920[54]

Harry Potter learns that his franchise is finished, meaning that that there will be no more fictional wizards in pop culture for the first time in ten years. Fortunately, Potter knows that Professor Dumbledore has a special wand that can grant immortality in a vault at the Exmagicor Hotel and Casino. So he gathers a team composed of himself and ten other fictional wizards to secretly infiltrate the casino and steal the wand. Once the inside, the wizards are met with various obstacles, until they reach the ninth floor. There they are greeted by Dumbledore, who informs them that the wand is in reality a simple remote control. With it their franchises will live on forever in reruns. This causes Gandalf, who was killed by a stone statue, to come back to life as Gandalf the Glitter, a stage performer at the Exmagicor.


When a disguised Lando Calrissian goes in search of Jabba the Hutt, he runs into a large entry guard. Calrissian explains that he is looking for a job and asks how the guard how he got his job. The guard decides to tell his story through a song, explaining that he has moves like Jabba. The song ends when the guard is devoured by the rancor, and Calrissian, unfazed, applies anyway.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Evil Medieval Gets Stopped by Crossing Bridge, Attorney Has a Booger, Elderly and Disabled People Cross the Street, Parent Trainer, Security Cam: Kevin’s House, Spy vs. Spy, and McSpidee’s 
51 25 «Addition Impossible / New Gill»  апрель 16, 2012 (2012-04-16) 1.920[55]

After Benji Dunn breaks Ethan Hunt out of a Russian prison, Hunt gather a team including Ghost Rider to stop a nuclear strategist; Kurt Hendricks from selling nuclear launch codes. Hendricks is to meet the buyer on the top floor of the tallest building. The team’s mission is to infiltrate Hendricks before the exchange is made. The first attempt to stop Hendricks fails due to Hunt’s slow thinking, causing a change of plan with Hunt to go undercover as the buyer. Seeing that Hunt is alone causes Hendricks to panic until Ghost Rider shows up disguised as the buyer’s assistant. Hendricks sees through the disguise as Ghost Rider’s flames are clearly visible, and soon flees. Hunt chases Hendricks into the parking garage where Hunt meets Lightning McQueen. Hunk takes McQueen and drives into Hendricks and takes the launch codes back at the expense of McQueen who’s badly injured and on fire. Ghost Rider’s bike insures McQueen that’s he’ll get use to it.


When Ariel is dumped by Prince Eric for Ursula, she moves in with three guys who, like Prince Eric, find her tendencies really annoying. So they help her find a new boyfriend. First they pair her with Marlin, but he has too many family issues. Next they have her date SpongeBob SquarePants, but he is too chipper and lives in a pineapple under the sea. Ariel finally goes on a date with Aquaman and finds that they have everything in common, but before she can do anything about it, he is caught by the cast of Deadliest Catch. Seeing she will never find happiness, Ariel begins to sing, much to the annoyance of her roommates who begin using hamburgers as earmuffs as Scuttle states that he heard that they are great for blocking sound.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Women Saved Herself from a Train, Satel-Night-Light, Superheroes: They’re Just Like Us, Life: The Ride, My Little PWNY, Babies Are Monsters…But Nobody Notices, Spy vs. Spy, and Professor X Boards His Plane 
52 26 «iChronicle / Hulk Smash»  апрель 23, 2012 (2012-04-23) 1.632[56]

While filming another episode of iCarly, Spencer takes the gang to a hole where they find a crystal that give Sam and Freddie super powers. Carly insists that she too has super powers and improved acting skills, but Sam and Freddie are not convinced. So she sets out to prove it by reporting the weather on a public access show. Convinced that Carly’s acting is improved, Sam suggests that she shouldn’t be held down by a public access. This prompts Carly to try to place an antennae at the top of the Space Needle. Sam and Freddie try to reason with Carly, but Carly refuses as she is tired of being made fun of. Sam and Freddie attack Carly, and Sam defeats Carly by dropping a Nickelodeon blimp on her. However, at the wreckage Carly is shown alive and well stating that this was proof of her acting ability.


After the Hulk auditions for the Avengers, he reverts to Bruce Banner. Banner makes the best of this and decides to apply in the hopes that they might need another scientist. Iron Man considers Banner based on his inexperience, and is left with the problem of choosing who to make the official member. Seeing this a problem, both personas begin to sing a Broadway style duet explaining how they feel in regards. Eventually Iron Man decides to let the Hulk in anyway since they discover that both the Hulk and Banner are one in the same.


Other Sketches: Mad News, Superman is an Awesome Monument, Miley Storage, Kid Packs Up at the Beach, Extinction, Extremely Far and Incredibly Blurry, Kid has an Bike Airbag, Spy vs. Spy, CM Punk Beds, and Computer Crash 

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Шаблон:Inc-up

# in Series # in Season[57] Title[58] Original U.S. airdate[59] # of viewers (millions)
53 1 «The Iron Giant Lady / Raising a New Hope»  май 28, 2012 (2012-05-28) 1.445[60]

On her road to become Britain’s prime minster, Margaret Thatcher encounters several problems, as she is a giant iron gynoid with a loud voice and limited vocabulary. So she decides to take elocution lessons, and eventually learns some words that help win the election. Soon, under Thatcher’s administration, she manages to literally squash the debt ceiling, make an impact on education, and returned England currency to the rock standard. Thus inspiring other gynoids throughout the world seek positions of power. It is then revealed that Thatcher has been telling this story to the audience of the Robot Grammys where she is presenting the award who’s nominees are all various gynoid versions of Adele.


After Anakin Skywalker's defeat on Mustafar, Obi-Wan Kenobi sends Anakin’s newborn son Luke to live with his brother Jimmy. But Luke proves to be too much of a handful for Jimmy, and Jimmy finally decides to send Luke to live with the Tusken Raiders.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Genie Lamp Used on Noisy Wanderer, The Visibility Cloak, Mad News, Alien Father Uses His Stink Gun, Band Talk to their Audience, Nessie, Super Duper Cutz Grand Opening, Spy vs. Spy, Parallel Lumberjack Deaths, Edna the Kangaroo Forgot Her Pouch, and Horse and Cowboy Enter Saloon 
54 2 «Yawn Carter / Franklin & Crash»  июнь 4, 2012 (2012-06-04) 1.992[61]

After receiving a device from Abin Sur, John Carter teleported to Mars. There he meets Marvin the Martian who dubs him «Yawn Carter» for his long winded boring back story. Marvin asks Carter for his help to fight their civil war, but Carter is reluctant since he would rather search for gold. Marvin’s dog K-9 grabs Carter and takes him to their village. Seeing that he has survived the trip, it is declared that Carter has super powers that can be useful in the war. While there Carter is greeted by the princess Dejah Thoris, who informs him that she has be betrothed to J’onn J’onzz a man she does not love. J’onzz has Carter arrested for fraternizing with Thoris. As punishment, Carter is pitted to a fight to the death with ravenous Bruno Mars. Carter manages to kill Mars, escape to the arena, and crash the wedding. However, Carter learns that the entire events were just an elaborate plan for Thoris to get an engagement ring. As Carter declares his feelings and gives her a diamond ring, Thoris teleports Carter back to Earth.


Trial lawyer, Jared Franklin is paired with Crash Bandicoot. Together the two must defend the Prince of the Cosmos who has been accused of property damage from creating large katamaris. At the trial, prosecutor Sonic the Hedgehog presents compelling video evidence showing the Prince in the process of creating various katamaris. Finally, the Prince calls upon his father, the King, who explains that the Prince’s activities were to help repopulate the cosmos with new stars, as the King accidentally did away with all the old stars. As he speaks, the King takes the entire courthouse and hurls it into space to make it the final star in the Alfred E. Neuman constellation.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Burglar Disguised as a Raccoon, Sports Drink Drink, RPG Nerd Has to Get a Life, Alfred E. Neuman for President Celebrity Endorsement, The Woman in Back, Spy vs. Spy, and Mini Golf 
55 3 «Battleship vs. Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Recreation»  июнь 11, 2012 (2012-06-11) 2.351[62]

Thanks to 3-D technology, the RMS Titanic is able avoid the iceberg only to encounter with a hostel alien battleship. Rose and Jack are greeted by Adm. Shane who briefs them on the threat and attempts to prepare for battle. Since the Titanic is a luxury cruise ship they decide to use the women and children as ammunition by catapulting them, but their firing range is too short. So Jack decides to draw sketches of everybody, allowing the aliens to take over the ship’s rear. Adm. Shane decides to active the ship’s emergency separation mechanism to save the rest, only to cause the inevitable sinking. Later, Jack and Rose are left to drift clinging to a piece of wood. Rose states to the wood she will never let go, and the wood knocks Jack aside. Lt. Hopper surfaces begging to be saved so he can star in John Carter: The Gods of Mars. In the present, an elderly Rose recounts the story to her children explaining how she met their father — one of the aliens.


Leslie Knope unveils Pawnee Park’s newest project to include a new dinosaur zoological park to compete with rival Eagleton where she had received the dinosaurs from Terra Nova. However, when Andy decides to save money by not putting locks on all the cages, all the dinosaurs run amok over the park. With most of the staff devoured by the carnivores, Knope hold a meeting to address the issue. Only for the meeting to be crashed by a velociraptor who sets his sights on Knope. Before he can attack, he is devoured by a Tyrannosaurus carrying director Ron Swanson.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Bad Idea, Swisster, Waiting for the Cool Bus, Alfred E. Neuman Presidential Campaign Ad, Fat Man Buys a Magic Carpet, Sheriff Robo Boba Lobo, Spy vs. Spy, «Hey, whatever happened to that kid from that TV show I kinda remember from when I was a kid»?, and Anamorphic Food Fight 
56 4 «Betty White & the Huntsman / Ancient Greek MythBusters»  июнь 18, 2012 (2012-06-18) 1.937[63]

Queen Ravenna is shocked when her magic mirror informs her that Betty White is fairer than she and orders Eric the Huntsman to retrieve her heart. Eric goes to Betty White’s office but chooses not to kill her since he enjoys Hot in Cleveland. Instead, he decides to train her to fight the Queen in battle. However, when they return to face Ravenna, they are greeted by Queen Clementianna from Mirror Mirror. Betty White laments over the idea the two Snow White films were released in the same year and regards the 1937 Disney film as the superior adaptation.


On the previous episode of MythBusters Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage managed to prove that time travel exists and have now found themselves trapped in ancient Greece. So they decide to do a special Greek episode and bust Greek mythology. However, their experiments create disastrous results that involve the Titans getting free. Fortunately Grant appears in a time machine to take the duo home. Perseus, however, takes the time machine instead and heads to the year 2015 where he lives it up hoverboarding until he is hit by hovercar.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Crocodile has tears with award winner, Awake 'n Shake, Employees Must Wash Hands and Feet Before Returning to Work, R2-PO, Alfred E. Neuman Presidential Campaign Ad, 20/80, Spy vs. Spy, and Man Falls Down From Ceiling 
57 5 «I Am Lorax / Modern Family Circus»  июнь 25, 2012 (2012-06-25) 1.783[64]

Learning that the state of his home town Thneed-Ville is really a rundown zombie wasteland, Ted Wiggins seeks help of the Will-er to find a permanent solution and a tree to impress the local girl Audrey. The Will-er explains that he was forewarned of the dangers by the Lorax and two other incarnations of Danny DeVito, of the town’s destruction. Just then the zombified Lorax and several forest animals appear to attack both the Will-er and Wiggins. However, Wiggins comes to the realization that since the story is an animated feature, that everything can simply be redrawn back to normal. Thus prompting a large artist’s hand to appear and redraw the world and everyone in it. Yet, Wiggins still need a tree, so Will-er simply gives Wiggins his daughter Willow.


The Prichett/Dunphy family decide to pay the Keane family a visit. Things start out fine until Bil pulls Jay aside to warn him of the danger of their son, Jeffy, who has been forcing the rest of the Keane family to retell the same jokes for over four decades for his own amusement. Unfortunately Jeffy had been listening the whole time and not only punishes the rest of his family but also traps the Prichett/Dunphy family inside the funnies.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Darth Maul's Fork Spoonsaber, Flunco! Products, Alfred E. Neuman for President Ad, Alien Shark Week, Fart or Chair, Mimes PSA, Spy vs. Spy, Devil is Banished After Hearing Good Manner, and That’s How Science Works! 
58 6 «This Means War Machine / iCharlie»  июль 23, 2012 (2012-07-23) 1.920[65]

Iron Man and War Machine realize they’re dating the same woman: Pepper Potts!


After Lucy van Pelt's video of Charlie Brown missing the football goes viral, he looks at one of the comments which says «he’s cute». Smitten by her comment, Charlie continues getting himself into dangerous stunts and his hits keep rising. However during one live show, Charlie is heard berating the crew which ultimately ruins his popularity, the girl who said he was cute posted he’s a blockhead.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Mailman Eating Door Monster, Oompa Loompa & Golden, Horses: Swiping Kids since 1873, James Bond's Latest Mission, Two Guys on a Railroad Car, Rejected Playground Equipment, Cheaters Week on The Price Is Right, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman for President Celebrity Endorsement, and Congratulating the Graduating Class of Quadrant 13 
59 7 «The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild»  июль 30, 2012 (2012-07-30) 1.650[66]

A silent movie star is kicked to the curb for America’s new favorite form of entertainment: mixed martial arts!


Aquaman faces off against the desert. When he finally reaches the desert, he encounters a man who needs his help fighting the aliens from Battleship. Aquaman decides to return to the desert.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Robots Disguised as a Scientist, Hobbittrails, Alfred E. Neuman for President Rejected Mascots, Man at the Eye Doctor sees the F-14, King Tuttowski, Spy vs. Spy, Two Guys Watch a Plane Running Out of Gas, and Yo-yo Master Scams People 
60 8 «The Blunder Games / The Poop-seidon Adventure»  август 6, 2012 (2012-08-06) 1.896[67]

The tributes from District 12 battle the tributes from District Hogwarts and District Twilight.


It’s a MAD classic as a famous boat flips its lid.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Fisherman can’t hurt a talking fish, The Devil was late making his «Deviled Eggs», Sea-Gorillas, Lassie pushes Ruth Martin down a well, Answers to Your Homework, Egyptians build Food Guide Pyramid, Alfred E. Neuman for President Campaign Promises, Man pulls on door and gets squished, What to Expect When You’re Expecto Patronum, Spy vs. Spy, and Left Field confuses team strategy 
61 9 «Average-ers / Legend of Dora»  сентябрь 13, 2012 (2012-09-13) 1.228[68]

Nick Fury needs to save the world with whatever heroes don’t have their own movies to make. However, the gathered heroes find themselves dealing with both evil and a disgruntled Hulk, the latter over his lack of airtime.


Dora the Explorer is the newest Avatar revealed and Hulk crashes the skit for additional airtime.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Bank Robin, Tasmanian Devil Duster, Lizard gets a new tail for his birthday, Alfred E. Neuman for President Rejected Campaign Slogans, Crash Cab, Everything is Better with Ninjas!, Spy vs. Spy, The Perfect Solution for Dry Skin, and various Hulk cameos 
62 10 «Men in Black to the Future / Pokémon of Interest»  сентябрь 20, 2012 (2012-09-20) 1.324[69]

Agent J bounces through time looking for his partner. His trip through time takes him into different movies that Tommy Lee Jones was in.


John Reese uses his Special Forces skills to track down a Psyduck.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Follow Your Nose, CelebMD, Alarm Clock’s Revenge, ADrake, MAD Misunderstandings — A Night By the Fire, Alfred E. Neuman for President Suggested Running Mates, Octopus Gets a Surprise Party, Superman’s Curl, Spy vs. Spy, and Dinner Time for the Bears 
63 11 «Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus / Adjustment Burro»  сентябрь 27, 2012 (2012-09-27) 1.509[70]

Pit, the hero of Kid Icarus, gets picked on by the popular video game characters as he tries to win their respect.


Falling in love with Twilight Sparkle and finding true happiness, Eeyore learns that his life is planned out for him. But what if he decides to change that plan?


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Paper Cut, Rental Floss, Cavemen…Gosh They Were Dumb, Concise Age, Alfred E. Neuman for President Hide and Seek, Never Trust a Tree, Spy vs. Spy, Ninjas, Downsides of Being a Fairytale Princess, Batmobile Crashes Into Batcave, and Lab Rats 
64 12 «Taking Nemo / Once Upon a Toon»  октябрь 4, 2012 (2012-10-04) 1.423[71]

Nemo gets taken so his dad calls up Liam Neeson to save him. To get clues on Nemo’s whereabouts via beating up anyone in his way, Neeson proceeds with harassing Bruce and the sharks, Ariel and Flounder, and SpongeBob before the crazy actor is captured by John Lasseter. Though he intends to stop the director’s diabolical plan to make a profit from Nemo, Neeson is bought with a 3D movie deal.


The residents of a seaside town are actually characters from shows of Cartoon Network's past that were transported to the 'real world' town by an evil force. However, Henry Swan gathers the characters consisting of Johnny Bravo, Dexter, Samurai Jack, Cow and Chicken, and others to stand up to this evil while tearing down the fourth wall. They soon discover that Dexter’s sister Dee Dee is behind this threat so that she can have new shows air on Cartoon Network like Mad. It turns out to be a nightmare experienced by Johnny Bravo until he notices Alfred E. Neuman sitting in a chair next to him.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Caveman Makes Wood Fire, Dark Knight Bread Riser, Extinction, The Adventures of Iron Man, Blue Knight, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman for President — Alfred E. Neuman Was There, and Fish Staring Contest 
65 13 «Outtagascar / FIENDS»  октябрь 11, 2012 (2012-10-11) 1.656[72]

The cast of Madagascar wind up on a train filled with characters whose movies are clearly out of gas.


Six evil villains (Baroness, Mystique, Lord Voldemort, Maleficent, Doctor Doom, and Megatron) try to make their way in New York City.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Ball Returner has a Pitching Machine’s Motor, Deltoids, Flies Take Over the World, Body of Pwoof, Spy vs. Spy, and Where’s the Fire? 
66 14 «The Amazing Spider-Minaj / Go Dragon Ball Go!»  октябрь 18, 2012 (2012-10-18) 1.495[73]

Peter Parker (or better known as «Spider-Man») is not the only web head in town, Nicki Minaj is.


Diego searches for seven Dragon Balls so he could save all of the animals.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Old Lady Crosses the Street, Pikmin Pest Be Gone, University of Walking, Alfred E. Neuman for President — News from the Campaign Trail, Meme Wolf, Spy vs. Spy, Things That Would Be Better If They Bounced, and Alpha Man 
67 15 «FrankenWinnie / ParaMorgan»  октябрь 25, 2012 (2012-10-25) 1.579[74]

When Winnie the Pooh falls apart, Christopher Robin is determined… to bring him back to life!


Norman Babcock is a weird little boy who hears the voices of… Morgan Freeman!


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Zombies Try to Eat the Scarecrow’s Brain, The Grim Sleeper, Bane: Friend of Children, Enemy of Bats, The Legend of Snoopy Hollow, Avengers' Halloween Party, Spy vs. Spy, and Rabbits Take Over the World 
68 16 «Dark Knight at the Museum / Lemming Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Video Game Deaths»  ноябрь 1, 2012 (2012-11-01) 1.619[75]

Batman investigates a crime at the Museum of Television to stop the Riddler.


Three orphaned Lemmings (Violet, Klaus, and Sunny) go on the run from an evil guardian, Wario!


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Apple Trees Rise Up and Enslave the Humans, Fairly OddParental Controls, Electric Eels Forgot to Pay the Electric Bill, Guy Pearce Gets Punched in the Face, Shirt Cannon 3000 and Shirt Squirt, Alfred E. Neuman for President — More Campaign Promises, Spy vs. Spy, and Every Last Drop of Gasoline 
69 17 «Total Recall Me Baby / The Asgardigans»  ноябрь 8, 2012 (2012-11-08) 1.730[76]

MAD tries to recall the plot of Total Recallthrough song!


Thor teams up with some weird creatures from a backyard.


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, Dumb Dog Dream, Election Results, Wonder Woman Bread, Trick Acorn, Who Wore it Better?, Terry Covington, M.D., Spy vs. Spy, Mad News, and Banana Slip 
70 18 «The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey / PilGrimm»  ноябрь 15, 2012 (2012-11-15) 1.452[77]

A turkey secret agent named Aaron Giblet is on the run from the people who created him.


Nick Burkhardt and Hank Griffin hunt down the most terrifying creature of all, preferably known as… the Turducken!


Other Sketches: MADvent Calendar, History, It’s All Hazy Anyway!, Leaf Pile Eats Girl, Jokahontas Live! at the Punchline Emporium, Bad Idea, A Lesson in How to Draw a Turkey, Bartholomew’s Buckle Barn, Festive Ways to Improve Thanksgiving, and Spy vs. Spy 
71 19 «Here Comes the Doom / BrainPurge»  ноябрь 29, 2012 (2012-11-29) 1.029[78]


Other Sketches: 
72 20 «Fantastic Four Christmases / Red and White Collar»  декабрь 6, 2012 (2012-12-06) 0.976[79]


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  1. iTunes – TV Shows – Mad, Season 1. iTunes. Проверено 19 октября 2010. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  2. Mad Season 1. Amazon. Проверено 19 октября 2010. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  3. Mad Full Episode Guides from Season 1 on Cartoon Network. TV Guide. Проверено 19 октября 2010. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  4. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings : Boise St. Vs. Va. Tech Dominates; ‘The Closer & ‘Rizzoli & Isles‘ Get Bigger & Much More. TV by the Numbers (September 8, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  5. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings: ‘American Pickers’ & ‘Pawn Stars’ Continue to Shine & Much More. TV by the Numbers (September 15, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  6. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings: ‘Saints-49ers’ Dominate Monday; ‘Pawn Stars’ Still Holds Up OK Against Broadcast Originals & Much More. TV by the Numbers (September 21, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  7. Gorman, Bill Monday Cable Ratings : ‘Packer-Bears’ Huge; ‘WWE Raw,’ ‘Weeds,’ ‘The Big C,’ ‘Buried Life’ & Much More. TV by the Numbers (September 28, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  8. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings : Monday Night Football Down; ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Premieres + ‘WWE Raw,’ ‘Weeds’ & Much More. TV by the Numbers (October 5, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  9. Gorman, Bill Monday Cable Ratings: Monday Night Football Up; ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta,’ ‘American Pickers’ Slip, MLB Playoffs & More. TV by the Numbers (October 12, 2010). Проверено 12 октября 2010. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  10. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings: Monday Night Football Plunges, But Still On Top + Yankees/Rangers, Pawn Stars, WWE RAW, Real Housewives of Atlanta & Much More. TV by the Numbers (October 19, 2010). Проверено 20 октября 2010. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  11. Gorman, Bill Monday Cable Ratings: Monday Night Football Giant(s); Pawn Stars Way Up Real Housewives, WWE RAW, Weeds & Much More. TV by the Numbers (October 26, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  12. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings : Monday Night Football Leads; Weeds, The Big C, WWE Raw, NeNe Rise; Pawn Stars Falls & Much More. TV by the Numbers (November 2, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  13. Gorman, Bill Monday Cable Ratings : Monday Night Football Tops; WWE RAW, Weeds, Hoarders, Cake Boss & Much More. TV by the Numbers (November 9, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  14. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings : Michael Vick Runs Over Redskins & Ratings + WWE RAW, Weeds, Hoarders, In Treatment & Much More. TV by the Numbers (November 16, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  15. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings : Monday Night Football Down, But Coasts to Victory + WWE RAW & More. TV by the Numbers(недоступная ссылка — история) (November 23, 2010). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 26 ноября 2010.
  16. Gorman, Bill Monday Cable Ratings: 'Pawn Stars' Leads Again; 'Pretty Little Liars' Slips; 'Skins' Keeps Falling & More. TV by the Numbers (February 15, 2011). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
  17. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings: WWE Raw Leads Night; 'Pretty Little Liars,' 'Skins' Rises + 'Big Time Rush,' 'Being Human' & More. TV by the Numbers (February 23, 2011). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
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  19. Seidman, Robert Monday Cable Ratings: 'WWE Raw' Leads Night; 'Skins Drops; 'Stargate SGU' Returns + 'Greek' Finale, 'Pretty Little Liars' & More. TV by the Numbers (March 8, 2011). Проверено 19 марта 2011. Архивировано из первоисточника 29 января 2013.
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