English: Colonial Liquors as seen from the northbound lanes of US 301 in La Plata, Maryland. The store is entirely one building, but is in the parking lot of a small strip mall off of a paper road that includes a hair salon, a "wine tasting club" (a.k.a., a bar), and a "Fast Track Tag & Title," store owned by the Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration. There's a joke in there, but I don't want to use it right now. And still, my fixations with the possible distinction of Maryland liquor stores is baffling me.